ROADKILL  joke candle
Get a laugh with this ROADKILL "scented" candle. You choose the real scent from our selection of pleasant smelling fragrances. To make things perfectly clear: THE LABEL IS GROSS. THE ACTUAL CANDLE SCENT IS WONDERFUL :) Please specify desired scent in the Note field. Available scents include: Carribean Teakwood Dragonn's Blood Egyptian Amber Nab Champa Patchouli Sandalwood Roadkill is one of the only smells that can be sensed during a high speed driveby. In a split second the smell rises from the roadway, flows into your vehicle, and refuses to leave. You're never sure whether to roll your windows down to increase the windflow or keep them shut to avoid allowing entry of additional fumes. Heaven forbid you come across a pancaked critter while jogging. The only thing worse than steam-rolled animals is those that have bloated into toxic gas filled...well, you get it. Candles are made of soy wax with an approximate burn time of 30 hours, so you'll be able to enjoy this candle for quite some time! For more available joke candles visit www.CREATIVITYisFREEDOM.etsy.com Remember $1 of every item sold in our store is donated to the Appalachian Trail Conservancy. Thanks for helping us support the trail!