GYM SOCKS  joke candle
Get a laugh with this GYM SOCKS "scented" candle. You choose the real scent from our selection of pleasant smelling fragrances. To make things perfectly clear: THE LABEL IS GROSS. THE ACTUAL CANDLE SCENT IS WONDERFUL :) Please specify desired scent in the Notes field. Available scents include: Carribean Teakwood Dragonn's Blood Egyptian Amber Nab Champa Patchouli Sandalwood This scent is a throwback to high school. We were all a little lazy at this point in our lives. We kept our gym clothes in the locker for FAR too long. If you were lucky enough (unlucky enough) to have gym early in the morning while the grass was still wet, then you got to experience an added intensity of this rank smell. I'm not sure there are even words to describe what clothes smell like that have been balled up in a locker soaking wet for weeks. I will say that it's nasty enough to trigger your gag reflex. Fortunately we all smelled the same. Candles are made of soy wax with an approximate burn time of 30 hours, so you'll be able to enjoy this candle for quite some time! For more available joke candles visit Remember $1 of every item sold in our store is donated to the Appalachian Trail Conservancy. Thanks for helping us support the trail!