Get a laugh with this BULLSHIT "scented" candle. You choose the real scent from our selection of pleasant smelling fragrances. To make things perfectly clear: THE LABEL IS GROSS. THE ACTUAL CANDLE SCENT IS WONDERFUL :) Please specify desired scent in the Note field. Available scents include: Carribean Teakwood Dragonn's Blood Egyptian Amber Nab Champa Patchouli Sandalwood Please specify desired scent in the Note field. Available scents include: Carribean Teakwood Dragonn's Blood Egyptian Amber Nab Champa Patchouli Sandalwood We all know someone who talks bullshit nonstop, but if you've ever worked in a rural shoe store you know this smell quite literally. The smell wafting from the customers' boots is enough to take your breath away...and then they want YOU to lace them up. The customer is always right, right? For more available joke candles visit CREATIVITYisFREEDOM.etsy.com Candles are made of soy wax with an approximate burn time of 30 hours, so you'll be able to enjoy this candle for quite some time! Remember $1 of every item sold in our store is donated to the Appalachian Trail Conservancy. Thanks for helping us support the trail!