DOG FART  joke candle
Get a laugh with this DOG FART "scented" candle. You choose the real scent from our selection of pleasant smelling fragrances. To make things perfectly clear: THE LABEL IS GROSS. THE ACTUAL CANDLE SCENT IS WONDERFUL :) Please specify desired scent in the Note field. Available scents include: Carribean Teakwood Dragonn's Blood Egyptian Amber Nab Champa Patchouli Sandalwood Dog farts: if you have a dog we don't even have to explain this. BUT for comedic value we'll try. Slightly reminiscent of a human fart (which sometimes makes it hard to decipher whether it was the dog or your significant other), dog fart has the ability to transform from smell to taste. Yes, you can taste dog farts. Just think of all the things you prevent your dog from eating, then imagine all the things your dog scarfs down when your back is turned. These things then travel through your dog's impressive digestive track and transform into a smell so pungent that it will wake you from a dead sleep. AND THEN those tricky bastards ALWAYS look around the room as if to say, "Who did THAT?" Candles are made of soy wax with an approximate burn time of 30 hours, so you'll be able to enjoy this candle for quite some time! For more available joke candles visit www.CREATIVITYisFREEDOM.etsy.com Remember $1 of every item sold in our store is donated to the Appalachian Trail Conservancy. Thanks for helping us support the trail!