Mug #1 says "Aint Nobody Got Time For That..." painted in black oil paint and sealed with sealer. Mug holds 14 oz and is microwavable. Mug #2 says "Shut Your Mouth When You're Talking To Me" in black oil paint and sealed with a sealer. Mug holds 12 oz. and is microwavable. Please send a note as to mug choice when ordering. Great gift for a co-worker!